Lauren♥
  • before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
  • during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
  • after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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The TRUTH will set you free

epicfunniest:

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jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

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lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

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